We ease in with Mischa’s ASMR whispers, because nothing sets the mood like a soothing voice before the inevitable Roo Roo chaos kicks down the door.

First up: the Winchester Mystery House—the mansion of endless staircases, doors to nowhere, and vibes that scream, “you’re probably lost forever.” We unpack the legend, the ghosts and debate whether or not it should be "groaning in pain" or "moaning in pain"... Lauren is on #teamgroan. Courtney doesn't care.

Next: Mermaids. Not the singing, bubbly kind—these are the eerie, folklore-drenched, drag-you-under-the-water kind. We wade into the myths, the legends, and that famous Hawaii mermaid photo that, let’s be real, looks a whole lot like somebody duct-taped themselves into a homemade fishtail.

Meanwhile, we’re pre-celebrating Courtney’s birthday the only way we know how—with VERY questionable snacks (it absolutely is a NO for Lauren), cursed architecture, and a whole chorus of Roo Roos that double as her unofficial early birthday anthem.

Also—we don’t speak German. Sorry about it.