🌲🎙️ New from th’ Steamboat Dispatch: Mose Sangamaw's 2-Day Chase 🌲🎙️

Ho, by gar, neighbors—Mose Sangamaw, he give chase two days straight, an’ when that thing come down outta jack pine she measure seven foot tail-swingin’ judgment, ayuh. Weren’t no parish’ner, but a painter' heavy ‘nough bend th’ sled an’ dark ‘nough bend yer mind.

⚠️ Listener Say-So: This here tale she come raw off them ridges above Chazy—dogs bayin’, shots barkin’, an’ tracks what don’t all belong t’ flesh. Ye’ll hear barns rattlin’ nights, lambs lifted clean off, an’ critters wearin’ fur only fer convenience. Keep yer ears open an’ lamp wick trimmed, hey.

This week’s Winds o’ W Mountain brings more’n a hunt—it brung a warnin’. Mose said it plain: beast what bleeds is one thing, but beast what remembers how—that’s another tale t’ chew.

🐾 Hear two days on ridges turn t’ sermon o’ bullets.
🔥 Hear uplands fatten them beasts th’ axe never did quiet.
🌑 Hear th’ hills sing out in th’ old register, even when folks pray fer silence.

Come take yer seat at th’ tavern bench, friends, fer th’ hide salted, th’ tail stretched, an’ th’ cornet band still missin’ its drummer, ho ho.

👉 Git t’ listenin' now—afore next night sets a tail swingin’ in yer own pasture!

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😨🎧

🚢 STEAMBOAT DISPATCH EXCLUSIVE

East Bellmont, March 13, 1912 — Out here in the Adirondacks, folks swap stories like fishhooks—sharp, barbed, and mean to stick. But this one? This one’s got teeth big enough to take your shadow clean off.

Jonathan Reed vanished from Chateaugay Lake in the summer of 1837, leaving behind a frantic journal filled with talk of ghost lights under black water, whispering shadows, and a “dark something” older than the pines. Since then: strange vanishings, lights flickerin’ across the Narrows, and sightings of the impossible roadster BOHAT 1P—a machine out of no known year—patrolling the shoreline.

Some say it’s methane gas. Others whisper about a Temporal Rift. The Abenaki have a word for it that chills the bone: a hunger older than time.

🎙 Listen now to the “Winds of W Mountain” podcast episode uncovering:

• The untold history of Jonathan Reed’s disappearance

• Eyewitness accounts of ghost lights and phantom roadsters

• Theories from scholars, scientists, and locals on the Chateaugay Lake Time Rift

• The Wendigo connection—and what it’s still waiting for

⚠ LISTENER ADVISORY: This episode contains unsettling historical detail, unexplained phenomena, and temporal anomaly theories that may alter your sense of time and place.

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🪦 NOW STREAMING FROM THE STEAMBOAT DISPATCH PRESS: "MIDNIGHT REED‑RUN: THE NARROWS DISAPPEARANCES AT CHATEAUGAY LAKE" 🪦

An auditory descent into the rust-bloated heart of the Adirondack Unsaid.🎧 LISTENER ADVISORY:

This podcast episode contains historical dread, unexplained vanishings, the rhythmic scratching of something long drowned, and local truths best left half-buried. Not suitable for skeptics who fear reeds tapping back.

🪓💀 MISSING: Three souls, one boat, and all sense of safety.

FOUND: One skull, one dried reed, and a mystery that won't stay sunk.

In the gristle-rot hour of midnight, four ventured into the Narrows—where smugglers once ran whiskey and now something older runs deeper. Their mission: to follow the whispers of illegal freight skimming across the shallows. What they unearthed beneath the ruined hulk of The Iron Age was no contraband… unless the dead count as cargo.

Only one returned. And he won’t speak of it straight.

🧭 HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:

• Folk-true accounts of boat-borne curses and blood-forged iron.

• The haunted industrial relic known only as The Iron Age—still rusting, still waiting.

• Moss-covered rods carved with patterns like funeral spirals and forgotten alphabets.

• The whispered legacy of Nathaniel Collins, a vanished grave-robber turned ghost-watcher.

🌕 When the moon pulls on Chateaugay Lake’s reeds, something beneath them answers.

Subscribe now and unravel the evidence with our investigative team of wilderness folklorists, haunted historians, and Steamboat Dispatch’s own gravel-voiced narrators. Come for the mystery, stay for the cryptid-reed conspiracies.

🎙️ New episode available on all platforms.

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Feed the algorithm—so it don’t feed on you.

🪶 They say if you play this episode near the Narrows with the volume up, the reeds’ll lean in to listen.
We don’t recommend it.

—
Steamboat Dispatch Press
“News you can’t outrun. Whispers you can’t un-hear.”

📣 🔥 Winds of W Mountain | 🚨: “Chateaugay Lake's Shanty Squatters”

Brought to you by Steamboat Dispatch Syndicate, East Bellmont's only news source with both a spectral correspondent and a moonshine sponsor.

🎙️ LISTENER ADVISORY

This episode contains historically accurate depictions of frontier isolation, spectral visitation, pine-sap dread, backwoods psychological unraveling, and—most chilling of all—milfoil possession. Listener discretion is advised. Do not consume near dense fern cover, fire rings, or unblessed rowboats.

📻 OFFICIAL BROADSHEET ANNOUNCEMENT

To be posted in barns, outhouses, regional taverns, and any reputable general store with a dusty phonograph:

ATTENTION LOVERS OF LOON-LACED TERROR AND ADIRONDACK ARCANA:

From the very campfire ring where “Old Veritas” once spotted a ripple with no stone, we present a new entry in the Winds of W Mountain series.

This week, descend into 1816’s haunted cradle—a time when Chateaugay Lake’s first settlers built their shanty not on land, but atop a bed of dread. Hear of Judith Drew’s haunted washbasin. Of a winter where the wind was not the only thing that howled. Of a child born beneath W Mountain’s ever-gazing eye—and the silence that answered.

First told back in 1911 by Indian Point House’s own Uncle Dick Shutts, this tale speaks of a cabin that heard more than prayers and a woods that never gave up its seat. You’ll meet Squire Miles, the Bible-thumpin' justice of the peace, who dreamed of nippin' lake serpents. You’ll hear hints of the Milfoil Queen, whose hand may still reach from lakeweed to shore.

This ain’t your granpappy’s folktale. This is raw backwoods Americana soaked in cedar, iron, and cold fear. If you’ve ever shivered without knowing why—you already know the sound of these echoes.

🔍 FOR THE WIRELESS ETHER-WANDERERS:

Search this into your cylinder, crystal set, or devil-box (phonograph optional):

"Winds of W Mountain Podcast" +
“Shanty Squatters” +
“Chateaugay Lake horror” +
“Adirondack legends Wendigo Milfoil Queen” +
“1816 Year Without a Summer paranormal”

📡 #KEYWORD BAIT FOR THE SOCIAL-CALLED:

#ShatageeWoods #MilfoilQueen #WindsOfWMountain #WendigoWatch #AdirondackLore #GhostsOf1816 #ShantySquatters #FlyingHeadFiles #BackwoodsTerror #CampfireChronicles #HauntedLakeNights #ChateaugayCreepies #SteamboatDispatch

🧠 REMEMBER, FRIEND:

If your fire crackles twice, and you didn’t poke it…
If your dog growls at the lake after dark…
If you find Samuel Drew’s hat near Bearslide—

You’re already part of the story.

🎧 Now playing wherever spectral murmurings are transmitted.

🎙️ From the Steamboat Dispatch Syndicate’s Podcast Bureau of East Bellmont 🎙️
🚨 New Episode Advisory: “THE SHATAGEE ABYSS: CHATEAUGAY LAKE’S BOG LOGIC” 🚨

Now streaming wherever reality has thinned to the width of a cattail reed.

📢 LISTENER ADVISORY
This episode contains:

• Cosmic indifference as thick as tree sap in a July sun

• Uncaring serpents of unknowable length

• Hungry spirits with a taste for long pork

• Geological sighs mistaken for divine indifference

• Historical truths that may not survive sunlight or rational inquiry

• And several detailed descriptions of moss

If you experience existential vertigo, olfactory hallucinations, or a sudden desire to relocate inland from all large, dark lakes… do not consult your physician. They are also being watched.

🧠 EXPERT-APPROVED SATIRICAL PROMO:Have you heard what’s slithering through your pine-scented subconscious lately?
It ain’t cabin fever. It’s Bog Logic, baby—nature’s least testable philosophy. The latest Winds of W Mountain episode slaps harder than a haunted sap bucket in a gale. We’re diving elbow-deep into the spiritual plumbing of Chateaugay Lake, where your canoe might float—but your sanity might not.

💦 Gitaskog? Yup.
🌲 Wendigo? Oh, he’s back.
🌎 Geology with trust issues? Absolutely.
🎭 Lenape ancestral dread? Front row seats.
🐛 Beetles that act more like saboteurs? We've got ‘em.

Don’t worry—this ain’t your grandpappy’s bedtime tale. Unless he vanished under mysterious circumstances near Blair’s Kilns, in which case, sorry for the reminder.

YOU’LL LAUGH. YOU’LL CRY. YOU’LL HEAR THE LOONS.
(But they ain’t laughing with you.)

🎧 TUNE IN TO: The Shatagee Abyss: Chateaugay Lake’s Bog Logic
On Spotify, Apple, that app you keep accidentally opening—hell, we even etched it into the underside of the Hoy Mill's bridge in case the Wi-Fi cuts out.

🔍 Because around here, when reality breaks... we press record.

📎 SEO-FRIENDLY BACKWOODS BUZZWORDS fer the dern WEB-CRAWLIN’ CRITTERS:
#WindsOfWMountain #GitaskogTruth #ChateaugayLakeSecrets #BogLogicPodcast #ShatageeWoodsMystery #WendigoDread #AdirondackHorror #CosmicBackwoods #LoonsKnow #IndigenousLoreUnveiled #EastBellmontAudioFever

🎣 Steamboat Dispatch Guarantee:
You’ll either come back enlightened, shivering, or half-bogged and convinced the pines are spelling your name.

🪓 Download it now, before the abyss downloads you.

🎙️ 🚨 Steamboat Dispatch Presents a Winds of W Mountain Special Episode! 🚨

“Shanty to Splendor: The Brick-&-Mortar Saga of the Banner House”
🧱🔥🛶 From Beaver Pelts to Bellhops – The True Tale of Chateaugay Lake's Most Enduring Hostelry 🛶🔥🧱

☞ LISTENERS BE ADVISED:
This ain't yer usual eldritch foghorn séance from the W Mountain ridgeline. Nay, dear wanderers of the wireless—this time, we’re dealin’ in real, notarized, nail-hammered HISTORY. Actual bricks. Documented land deeds. Dried ink and deed disputes. No telepathic lake trout, no accordion-playing Wendigo (this week). If you suffer from historical vertigo, factual discomfort, or allergic reactions to architectural truth—PROCEED WITH CAUTION. You may experience involuntary interest in regional land-use patterns.

🪓 From the muskeg-sunk shanty of Gates Hoit, which squatted like a thinking outhouse at the edge of civilization, to the genteel clapboarded Banner House—a lakeside resort so respected it even had doorknobs—this episode charts 100+ years of Adirondack pluck, paint fumes, and family ambition.

👤 Meet Samuel C. Drew, who camped like a pioneer but dreamt like a surveyor.
🦫 Meet Jonathan Bellows, who bought the land, bagged the beaver, and built a hotel with the leftover lumber.
🖼️ Meet Arthur F. Tait, a painter so prolific he turned trout and tamaracks into lithographic legend, one Currier & Ives print at a time.
📜 And finally, meet Mr. J.S. Kirby, rebrander-in-chief, who looked upon the Bellows House and proclaimed: “Nay, it shall be a BANNER.”

🎧 Tune in to hear:

• How a backwoods outpost became the Crown Jewel of Lower Chateaugay Lake

• Why guests once traveled 3 days by steamboat, horse, and boot just to get a decent supper

• What a “shanty” really meant to a 19th-century trapper (spoiler: it involved soup and single-pane windows)

• And why the Banner House’s legacy still echoes louder than a loon at dusk

📡 Broadcast directly from East Bellmont by the dangerously competent producers of the Steamboat Dispatch Syndicate.
Hosted by professional gaslamp-smoother and honorary historian Mordecai Vilecreek, with a special guest interview featuring Miss Gladys “Chimney Hat” Kirby (via phonograph cylinder).

🧭Hashtags for the Telegraph Age and Beyond:
#WindsOfWMountain #BannerHouseHistory #ChateaugayLakeChronicles #AdirondackLegacy #FromShantyToHotel #SteamboatDispatchSpecial #BellowsToBanner #RealHistoryNoCryptids #TaitPaintedHere #TourismBeforeWiFi #HistoricHotelsUSA

💥 Don’t miss this rare slab of factual programming baked fresh in the iron stove of truth!
Catch it now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever frontier broadband is tolerated.

🎣 Like a smoked Chateaugay Lake salmon trout:
Bold. Local. Historic. And just a little briny.

🔊 [CLICK HERE TO LISTEN]
You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, and you might just find yourself booking a room in the afterlife.

🎧 There’s Something Living in the Woods That Shouldn’t Be...

🍂 It Started With a Boy Who Walked Too Far...

Some say curiosity killed the cat. 'Round here, we reckon it’s just as likely to drag the boy down to Rocky Brook, neck-deep in something best left undisturbed. Calvin wasn’t looking for trouble, no sir—but the woods... the woods were looking for him. A flash of motion, a smell like damp mushrooms and wet fur, and a glimpse of something that don’t fit in God’s taxonomy books.

👉 But what he saw… well, friend, you’ll have to press play to find out. Best do it before sundown.

🔥 When Gossip Turns Grim — The Congregation at Abner’s Store...

There’s places you go for answers—and places you go for speculation wrapped in pipe smoke and bad coffee. Abner’s Store leans heavily toward the latter. By the time Calvin showed up breathless, that place was packed tighter than a sardine tin with every bewhiskered philosopher and backwoods theologian within ten miles. You’ve never heard a more chaotic blend of doom, mockery, and utter dead seriousness.

💥 Want to know what passes for “truth” in Shatagee? You’d best listen in. It’s cheaper than therapy, and twice as disturbing.

🌲 Seen. Described. Denied. Repeated.

There are those who swear it’s real. There are those who swear at those who swear it’s real. But facts don’t seem inclined to intervene. A shambling mass of moss, fur, rot, and intent—whether you call it a cryptid, a forest spirit, or just “one more reason not to own property near Rocky Brook”—it’s out there. And it’s watching. 👀
🎙️ Spoiler: You won’t like how close it gets. But you will like this episode. Press play, sinner.

🫖 Oh, It Has Manners — Even Monsters Take Tea...

Yes, believe it or not, our local abomination isn’t always skulking about the woods. Sometimes it gussies up in borrowed hats and gaudy earrings and drifts, unbothered, into polite society. Seen—barely—at a perfectly respectable tea party at the Banner House. A social debut, one might say. ☕👒
⚓ If you’re thinking, “That can’t possibly be true,” well, welcome to the Shatagee Woods, friend. You must be new here.

🔊 🎧 LISTEN NOW:

👉 “The Strange Specter of Rocky Brook: The Coolaw Road Fungus-Furred Ambusher” – Streaming now on Spotify.

A podcast for anyone who’s ever looked at the woods and thought: “Nope.” 🌲👣

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🤠🎙️ Greetings, fine folk of the Shatagee Woods and beyond, for Johqu Bogart proudly presents: “Evelyn Nesbit Thaw & the Cooteyville Master of Mimicry”—a special “Winds of W Mountain” edition that’ll curl your toes and tickle your funny bone all at once!

In this eerie extravaganza, your trusty narrator Roy Cootey—born ‘neath the pines of East Bellmont and forged in the chapel bellows of St. John’s by the Lake—unleashes uncanny vocal feats: the guttural croak of the Shatagee Woods Wendigo, the whispered prophecy of Evenly Nesbit Thaw’s restless spirit, and the gurgling confession of Chateaugay Lake itself, as if the very water grows sentient under a blood-moon’s glare. You’ll half-suspect the lake’s cryptids are gossiping with him through his lips! 👻

Woven ‘twixt these spectral yarns lies an electroacoustic tapestry—our own sonic sorcery—where crackling hearth-tones collide with the low moan of Adirondack winds. And lest your courage wane, take heart in our sponsor’s fine Brazen Serpent Wendigo Whiskey 🥃—aged in mist-shrouded barrels and guaranteed to fire the tongue of even the most timid tavern bard.

So hitch up your boots and steady your nerves: each episode delivers ghostly rumblings, gilded-age scandal, and cryptid capers in equal measure. Subscribe now, lest the next howl you hear at twilight be your own! 🐉🎧

🌀 Now Broadcasting from the Bizarre Brilliance of the Backwoods! 🐸✨
🎙️ NEW EPISODE of Winds of W Mountain – from the Steamboat Dispatch! 🎙️

Steel-Toed Courtship & the Red-Haired Park Avenue Naturalist

Scene: The Interlaken Hotel, 1908. The night the chandelier blinked back.

🔍 LISTENER ADVISORY
This episode contains:
— Foot-stompin’ frontier flirtation
— Manhattan botanists who bite back
— Spontaneous temporal distortions during contra dance
— And one highly suspicious frog-shaped lapel pin that may or may not hum in Latin

Do you dare attend the Grand Cotillion where miners, mystics, and Manhattanites all compete for the same lady’s dance card and possibly the fate of linear time?

Tune in to hear:
— Hankie Dunn’s theory of "feral academia"
— Old Albert Beaudoin's frog romance tips
— Why Shaft Eleven miners claim ballroom music opens wormholes
— And what exactly glows under her petticoat (hint: it's amphibious)

📻 Hear how love bloomed (and possibly mutated) one luminous night beneath the gaslight chandeliers of Upper Chateaugay Lake’s own Interlaken Hotel, when a man from the mines dared approach a woman who’d once kissed a lightning bug for science.

🎩 PROMOTIONAL COPY BY: SHATAGEE LAKE SOCIAL CIRCULATION CO.™ (Est. 1901)
“Truth Slightly Enhanced for Universal Understanding”

“If you like your naturalists with red hair and interdimensional frogs, and your dance cards punched by existential dread—this is your night out.”
– Editor-in-Frogs, Steamboat Dispatch

🎧 Stream Now:
📍 Wherever finely aged podcasts are aired.

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#DanceWithShadow #ListenBeforeTheNext TemporalTango

Brought to you by your favorite backwoods intellectuals over at Steamboat Dispatch, East Bellmont’s #1 source for news, hearsay, and localized reality distortion since 1837.

🪵🌪️LISTENER ADVISORY:

This episode contains chronologically unstable content, auditory cryptobotany, and several unlicensed uses of the word “paradoxin’.”

Side effects may include déjà vu, reverse earwax migration, and an uncontrollable urge to trap lynxes using metaphysical hairballs. Proceed with caution—and maybe a compass that runs on regret.

🕰️🦝✨IN THIS TIME-SKIPPIN’, TREE-GABBIN’, LYNX-DODGIN’ EPISODE:

Old Clem and Sister Zenda set off to outwit the mysterious Auntie Purl, a deceptively furry She-Lynx who appears to moonwalk through history like it owes her rent. Guided by the riddlin’, whisperin’, possibly sentient Weirwood Tree, the pair concoct a plan involving:
✔ traps baited with moonshadow
✔ spleen-based snack technology
✔ and serious existential questions about marmot digestion.

It’s a story so tangled in time, Schrödinger’s coon trap gave up and took up taxidermy.

🪓🔥QUOTES FROM THE EPISODE:

“You don’t shoot a creature what’s seen the end o’ days an’ come back with a belly full o’ marmots.”
—Zenda “Double-Barrel Ciderbrain” Clemons

“She listens to the Weirwood. Knows every trail—an’ every when, too.”
—Old Clem, one eye squinty, both feet in the past

💬WHAT THE FOLKS ARE SAYIN’:
“Best use of beaver spleen in a time-travel allegory I’ve ever heard.” — Adirondack Paranormal Poultry Quarterly
“Finally someone’s tellin’ the truth about hoverin’ wagons.” — Jeb, Behind the Feed Store

🎧STREAM NOW WHEREVER QUALITY AUDIO FOG IS AVAILABLE:
🪕 Spotify | 🎻 Apple Podcasts | 📻 Wind-Radio on Channel 1912 | 🍂 Whispered into your left ear by a maple tree during eclipse season

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