A simple conversation turns into a full argument about measurements, routines, and why grown men confidently do math that absolutely cannot be trusted. From there, it's travel habits, food takes that start fights for no reason, and debates that spiral way past the point of being productive. There are strong opinions, bad logic, repeated callbacks, and multiple moments where someone probably should've stopped talking but didn't. Nobody agrees, nothing gets settled, and everyone leaves more confident than when they started.