The Philadelphia Eagles put away the third-string Washington Redskins in underwhelming fashion 28-13, dispatching the timeless Mark Sanchez. All three Graham siblings return to express muted enthusiasm and re-open the evergreen debate of Carson Wentz's proficiency. GT debunks the fabled Reich hypothesis. And never immune to superficial criticism, we explore the psychological ramifications of chronic acne to on-field performance. Plus an early prognostication for the Eagles upcoming duel against the Dallas Cowboys. The fate of the NFC East hangs in the balance, and the fortunes of an entire city wait furtively on the outcome. May the gods be with us.