After an opening period beatdown at big boy school, Muzz faces the prospect of another long winter for the Saints. T-Bone delves into the Essendon-Hawthorn blood feud, stumbling upon a new formula for Bomber success. And Rich revels in the success of the Subway Suns' pop-up franchise, before launching into 'Teflon' Kenny conspiracy theories and two of his best closing of businesses yet.