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@TollytB
Breaking:
NASA to launch deep space satellite to say sorry to any aliens we may have offended.
It's been named Apollo G.

@deelomas
A man and a woman were travelling on a train. 
Woman: Every time you smile I feel like inviting you to my place. 
Man: Awwww…are you single? 
Woman: No, I’m a dentist…

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