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@ShoelMolvi

I am getting married on Feb 30th..

Everyone is invited 

Me

I thought you said it was going to be April 1st

Two from the witty Doctor

@DocAtCDI

Son: Dad, I had a test at school today.

Dad: Oh yeah, what was it on?

Son: Paper.

and for his follow up

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the beginning of a game of chess? 

I’ll be black.

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