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Wit and wisdom of the Website formerly known as Twitter.  October 20, 2023

An excessive number of tweets recently have been about the Israel/Gaza situation. I will deal with that topic elsewhere. Here are a few more humorous posts. Some are in longer ‘threads’ than usual: 

@simonharris_mbd
Let me be very clear regarding my baby formula fundraiser, as I keep seeing people moaning about what parents spend their money on. 
I don’t care if it’s other household essentials. 
I don’t care if it’s alcohol. 
I don’t care if it’s cigarettes. 
I don’t care if it’s drugs. 
I don’t care if it’s Sky. 
I don’t care if it’s Costa. 
I don’t care if it’s depleted uranium. 
I don’t care if it’s not-yet-depleted uranium. 
I don’t care if it’s some sort of ‘halfway’ uranium where you get a small discount if it’s only depleted a little bit. 
NO INNOCENT BABY DESERVES TO GO HUNGRY 
@ostarali 
Sorry, I don’t understand. Real baby milk comes for free!  My two children never had a drop of formula and never went hungry. Both now fit, strong, healthy young adults.
@mike_paxman
My formula has gone off because I stored it next to my uranium. Will I be eligible for more?

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