News spreads that Jax has gone to rehab. Jesse and Kristen begin plans for an upcoming group trip to Santa Barbara. Things go haywire amongst the group at the Dave and Buster's as an alleged mole has leaked a salacious rumor from the "sacred" (and likely disgusting) "Boys Chat" text chain.

In this bonus episode there was just too much *Alleged* gossip that I could not wait till Wednesday to share so we were workin for the weekend and 30 minutes of it are right here and ready for your Monday morning.

I hope everyone is happy with their heatwave dense casseroles

Between the White Lotus Finale and Top Chef in Canada it's times like these that we need our old friends from the Valley to give us their all, the good the bad the ugly the drunk the pregnant and everything in between. Join me on this journey into season 2.

As a show note I got new microphones and some of the sound quality is not perfect because I am playing with the mic in my hand I hope that doesn't completely ruin your listening experience.

Podcasters on the island baby!!! Just in time for the holidays we have epsidoe 2 covering Real Housewivedrs Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy. Still working out some kinks but are kinks not what this show is all about? Am I right or AM I RIGHT!? Thanks for sticking with us and to quote our absolute possibly unhealthy obsession Gary from the Golden Bachelor "don't...stop...believing....DON'T ...STOP ... BELIELIVING!"

Today we cover epsidoe 2 which is filled with eggs a la francaise, tears, tits and so much more. Allison has a couple of heated moments and possible rage issues describing B*thenny Frankel's attempted "reality reckoning" aka take down of our beloved reality shows (the audacity) we also talk our favorite old school #RHONJ moments and debate a side podcast on that beloved show alone, we talk hockey games, the Ashley Madison Scandal, Will's newest soul mate Kristen "Yellow Bikini" Taekman and at the very end just in time for Christmas as a special treat we manage to fit in a brief discussion about the most harrowing cult documentary either of us have ever seen in our lives, one that has literally been keeping us up at night and might get its own bonus spinoff episode.. "Mothergod" start clutching your pearls now cause this is a wild, wild one. Wild doesnt even begin to describe it.

As always thank you all so much for listening and again special thank you and shout out to fan favorite co-host Will for returning after being fully thrown fully into the deep end (or to quote Lady Gaga off the deep end) into this universe of real housewives and not only surviving but thriving AND standing up for continental style "wet eggs" everywhere! We're far from the shallow now.

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After a few technical difficulties and a long hiatus were BACK baby!! And so happy to be, doing what we (I) love most which is talking everything pop culture and bribing hilarious friends to do it with me. Fan Favorite co-host William makes his triumphant return as we begin our Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy journey. Before that though we had quite a bit to catch up on we discuss The Golden Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, Christmas movies specifically Love Actually and the insane fact that Will had never seen it, Emma Roberts and her Iconic dad Eric Roberts his roles in various music videos, iconic failed auditions that I have had and it wouldn't be Will if we didnt discuss "Bubba the Love Sponge" my ultimate enemy/twin flame of running my mouth on audio.

There were a few technical difficulties but I promise well continue to improve. Happy Holidays everyone and "HOUSEWIVeS/WIttyBitch On THE ISLaND BABYYYY!!"

Recapping what I consider to be one of the most riveting episodes of Vanderpump Rules- let alone any television or film ever. We are edging to the top!

I also introduce my upcoming patreon which will have tons bonus content at various tiers. More information to come.

So excited for this coming weeks episode! This season is truly blowing my mind.

PS

LISA AT THE WHITE HOUSE!???

Lets give em something to talk about

A HUGE thank you to everyone that reached out after last weeks return. I'm happy to be back in "full form" for the Mister Toads Wild Ride that is Vanderpump Rules. I may curse a little bit but lets all go with it! and not get sued! Live, laugh, dress!