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In this brief bonus episode we get WEIRD! We are missing our classic Bravo recap's because lets face it the holidays get us all in our feelings.. I promise to get back to Real Housewives of Potomac, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and all sorts of silly TV soon but until then please enjoy an unearthed book written by a 7 year old Allison. A book about terrible days and optimism. Happy Holidays everyone! Thanks for listening please rate and review 

In this exclusive episode Allison is joined by special guest, friend of the pod and attendee of Bravocon Lindsay! We get a Behind the scenes of all things Bravo, a truly exclusive boots on the ground. We talk all things Bravo including our fantasy "housewives" leagues as well as pitching new shows "real housemoms of the real housewives" Allison gives cocktail recommendations after a night out at PUMP in West Hollywood, complains about the archives of Bravo shows going over to peacock and Lindsay keeps it positive with her awesome play by play of Bravocon! Trust me you don't want to miss this episode, its time to listen, live, laugh and Luann!

It is the final and very hyped up Aspen episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Joined by beloved guest host William I will say something that I never thought I would be writing in an episode description… we go to a place of sports and not just sports but old school wrestling (WWF/WWE) trivia. We both live laugh and learn, because honestly sometimes you just have to go where the podcast takes you. So buckle up Bravo fans! Trust me, keep an open mind, I know I am taking us places we have not been before, we get a little off topic but I promise you will enjoy it; Witty Bitch nation is about to take you on the ride of your life as we recap the end to the Aspen trip and make some interesting connections between sports (The NFL!???), the Attitude era of the WWE (formerly WWF), Pokemon cards in estate sales, reality TV, the state of our nation, Arron Rogers, and the connection between it all!

Brought to  you in part by Th*raflu we don't know who goes more off the rails this week the ladies of Beverly Hills in Aspen or Allison with a fever stuck alone on birthday week but happily joined on the pod by the fantastic William. We recap this weeks episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we talk KFC v Popeyes, pizza hubs, depends coupons, shots from a shot gun, the sabotage of Kathy, THE EARRINGS, reading the LA times, altitude sickness and Allison's continued one sided feud with "Bubba"

WOW the next episode of the aspen trip 

In this special supersized episode covering part 1 of the long awaited Real Housewives of Beverly Hill's Aspen trip I'm joined by special guest and brand new bravo-holic/Kathy STAN William Hall. We ALLEGEDLY discuss Housewives court drama updates, dental equipment, the housewives hangovers, the packing, PK's glasses, private jets, we get real about corn, get derailed by the John McAffee documentary on Netflix, we laugh a lot, I possibly get myself sued but most importantly we get real about the REAL housewives of Beverly Hills in aspen, the liars, the thieves and the ... ANNNNNAA OPPP! 

Better late than ever as we roller-skate through this sleeper of an episode which chronicles Kyles birthday shenanigans, Lisa Rinnas pumped up pump it lip kit disco pump party (a passive aggressive dig on Vanderpump? Wouldn't shock me), everyone teaming up on our Sutton and a mix of of an organization/charity name that leads what may be one of the best scenes in recent Housewife history. A scene I will surely be gathering friends, comedians and professional actors to do a round table reading of one day  

Just when I had lost my faith the housewives of Beverly Hills delivered on a truly insane episode in which I had no choice but to double down on and do an equally insane recap of. Come to MY window, Come to my podcast, I'll be home soon 

In what feels like a fever dream and possibly is Allison goes with no notes and just takes to the mic after a week of self quarantine and paranoia even after negative covid tests. There are some hot takes and a lot of love for iconic queens that are with and with out us now. Promise to take notes next time, love you all! Thanks for listening! Take care and be well