In what feels like a fever dream and possibly is Allison goes with no notes and just takes to the mic after a week of self quarantine and paranoia even after negative covid tests. There are some hot takes and a lot of love for iconic queens that are with and with out us now. Promise to take notes next time, love you all! Thanks for listening! Take care and be well  

In a newly discovered old diary Allison shares an old entry reflecting on the sex education that was given  as a child in Virginia in the 1990’s, the understanding of AIDS as a 7 year old, combined with the civil war and the heartbreak of not having your crush talk to you at recess.

buckle up because allison is coming in hott on this episode. 

love you listeners 

A lot of apologies are made in this quick fact check. 

In a moment of pure insanity, moving boxes and Jason mRAZ music I realized there were a few things I wanted to set straight from the last podcast. I love you guys almost as much as I love an addendum. 

xoxo,

Gossip Girl 

Listen as Allison has an existential crisis. I love every single listener but I am in full tears while grappling with the idea of if I can cover Bravo anymore. We go to a dark place but with good music cameos. Love you guys so much thanks for listening now and always 

After recovering my phones battery charge and re watching the episode I realized I had more to say and I apologize ahead of time to Will Arnett Jason Mraz and anyone who got married to either of their voice. I kept my side of the street clean though

It's a holiday weekend with no notes and a whole lots of thoghts on the RHOBH ladies. I cover Garcelle's birthday party, Sutton's detective work, Diana Jenkin's drama on and off the air ahemmmmmm and Kyles splits that have finally gone too far. All with a dead phone! And not just "needs a charge" dead I'm talking full blown brick, but making it chic, I spent a summer in Italy and MONTREAL after all. 

After a show of true courage and knee deep in my half and half era this episode recaps a truly bizarre and drug fueled episode of RHOBH, but not after catching all of us up to the latest in Bravo gossip. Fear and loathing on witty bitch 

Chaos ensues at all of Kyles houses (yes, houses plural), Sutton and Diana look gorgeous in red with their blonde hair, Erika claims to have proven innocent (EXCUSE A MOI!?) I get hott for Dorit and PK's love and while suffering from my own rasp reminisce about the good old days of Ashlee Simpsons iconic Pieces of Me era rasp... PS did you all know that Crystal's husband Rob invented the Lion King !?