On this pod we recap the NFL week 2,

Where DUALGOAT O'HYMEN gifted a dub to SeebWOOO!

Trends galore, Trey's ankles be bustin',

2-0 with no RB's? These hips do be thrustin'.

Bounce back weeks may lay o'er the horizon,

for those who say no to TELCEL and prefer Verizon,

So, if you believe that your squad is “5G Built Right,”

brace yourself for chaos, squeeze your butthole real tight.

Don't be like JJ getting shut down by Slay,

Wake the fuck up and listen to Fantasy 4 Play.

PSA: When's the last time you checked your colon?

- The Fantasy 4 Play Colon (non-cancer) Research Society