Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to LoserCast the show dedicated to documenting the world’s biggest losers.

Each week, the hosts and any special guests will bring a contender to the table, arguing why their pick deserves the title of that week’s biggest loser. They’ll defend their choice, tear down the competition, and leave it all to a vote.

At the end of every episode, the audience will cast their ballots. The results will be revealed at the start of the next show and added to our official leaderboard all building toward the annual LoserOff, where the greatest losers of the year face off for the ultimate disgrace.

No pick is off limits, as long as it’s a single individual. Present-day celebrity? Forgotten historical figure? Total unknown? If you can make a compelling case for your loser, the sky’s the limit.