Charly and Arynne reconnect after a whirlwind week—from Cipriani handoffs to surprise encounters with fans—before diving headfirst into everything from the WNBA's latest viral court incident (yes, it involves a flying green object) to Sydney Sweeney's unapologetic rise as a conservative style icon. They tackle microplastics in unexpected places, the return of dressing up, and why American Eagle's refusal to apologize might be the boldest marketing move of the year. Plus: Gen Z's rediscovery of Y2K fashion, a viral Brian Johnson bathhouse saga, and Texas' cell phone ban in schools. Chaos, commentary, couture—welcome to the Members Club.