WOE.BEGONE

We're gonna catch a big one.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, drinking alcohol, and restraint/imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS

Written by Just Jenah

Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Just Jenah as Skinner

Shaun Pellington as Sax

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This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real.

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS

Written by David Ault

Derek Moreland as Rugby Man

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Just Jenah as Skinner

Shaun Pellington as Sax

Taylor Michaels, Pine Gonzalez, and Tatiana Gefter as Audience

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Stronger Together, Not Converged.

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Derek Moreland as Rugby Man

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

JJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as Audience

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Stinky’s got a purpose for lop

To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but

Little do they know it’s all just a test

To see which rabbits fit the compound the best

But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops

So Tex volunteers and he does all the work

He says that he killed them, but really he won’t

He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove

But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor

And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem

It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg

There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off

lop can be unpredictable too

He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood

Tex ties him up, they can work this all out

He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth

It’s not fair

What they did to those rabbits back there

It’ll make more sense the second time around

Al and Lop are on Christmas Island

Felix sent them there in an act of defiance

Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg

They get their apartments, they’re separated

Band practice gets interrupted

38 disappears, begin the destruction

Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected

Al’s number one on the suspect list and

Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up

Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob

The treatment has him feeling finally alright

But he needs to stay for supervision overnight

Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls

He hears an overnighter and he answers the call

He transports a calculator right through the door

And right through the head of that overnighter

CalcFace will be fine

I think it’s only his eye

But it will all get corrected soon

It’ll make more sense the second time around

Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg

Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop

Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either

Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there

lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door

But they have no idea what is in store when

They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked

Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box

They reach an agreement, what a wonderful day

They issue a correction to take over Base

Stinky’s a billionaire business bunny

He sends Mikey to trade secrets for money

The base is transforming into the Saddle

Mikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handle

He just has to kill Chris, there is a correction

Britches is there with an explanation

If it doesn’t make sense

Just spot the difference

It’ll make more sense the second time around

Mikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabin

He hears something outside, it’s an iteration

He lies and says he thought that it was a bear

Something for him to investigate later

He and Reno trade secrets back at the Saddle

Reno’s making connections on LopCentral

Mikey goes back to investigate the bear

And get saved and consolidated right there

Stink wants to get Hunter alone

But he can’t get Hunter to answer the phone

In fact it seems that he might be under attack

He begs Hunter Hartley to call him back

The tables have turned, Stinky is hiding

Eagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncing

He changes his mind, he goes to the cook out

And that’s how Stinky finally got took out

Does this spell the end for the

Bunny friendployee?

Hornswaggle’s lops come back for Reno

They take him back to a time only we know

Cadduceus see that they’re being tailed

Their plan is to kill the attacker but it failed

Britches is here and Squint is connected

They detour to account for the unexpected

Cadduceus produces a disconnectivity device

It ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye”

Back on the island folks are dropping in

XL’s in the apartments, organizing

They have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrived

The mood’s undercut, though, he probably died

Movement is spotted out on the yacht

Stinky wants to be king again, or so he thought

Al gets attacked by Calculator Face

And Reno’s here too now, to pick up the pace

There’s more to this place

Than it looks on its face

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[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]

Skinner was played by JustJenah

Dialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenah

Written and Sound Designed by JustJenah

the song, It's Gonna be Awesome by Vos

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S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Ben Rowe as FELIX

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Josh Kent as John

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Devin Steffens as Roger

Cole Weavers as Cole

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

Athan as Troy

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

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S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Ben Rowe as FELIX

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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S19E07: It was good to be king.

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S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn…

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & Britches

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S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

Athan as Troy

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