"Transgender? What's next, transspecies?" This is ostensibly all the thought that was put into 2021's Wolf, a film about a young man in conversion therapy because he thinks he is a wolf. The movie takes this premise very seriously, while drawing potentially dangerous parallels to the very real struggles of trans and queer folk. We discuss the bonkers film after we spend some time musing on the title of "plant gay" and whether or not Ben's 7-day-no-plant-killing streak qualifies him as one.