It's Week Two of our Spooktastic Halloween Adventure and this week we have a delightfully bad creature feature for you, 2014's "Wolves."

 

What had happened was...New MacGyver stars as a young man confused and fighting his transformation from boy to wolf, accidentally kills his parents and while on the lamb, comes across a small town full of grown ass lycans who are (mostly) less than enthusiastic about his arrival. Jason Momoa is the local baddie who don't take kindly to strangers and yes, is every bit as hot as you would imagine. 

 

This montage-filled film has it all; story lines that don't match up, a drunk bartender, horned up old couples, innate motorcycle riding abilities, lot lizards, imprinting, no need for IDs, a mating invitation, sexy gurgling and hairy orcs, the costumes they should have used for "Cats" or Werewolves, you be the judge.  The ladies discover the one eyed wolf is actually quite bangable, there is a classic case of The Doctor freaks out and Snowy is real into it, we are intrigued to see that horniness heals and it's all wrapped up by none other than poop bullets. That's right... we said poop bullets. We'll give you a minute... poop bullets.

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All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!