Roll the die they said. It would be fun they said. As our group of Statistical Wonders travel down into the mines they learn new facts about each other and prepare to defeat whatever is tormenting this miner's (not minor) mine. One fact as such is that Simmon is not stealthy. Will they defeat the beast? Or become it's next meal? Find out in this episode of Mercenaries is Retrograde.

Thank you to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting up use their music!