Twas the night before the ball and what do we see? A group of young adventurers trying to be... ready to take on their enemies... sorry I'm not good at rhyming. Simmon misses the mark, Celeste is about to make her own way, Algernon doesn't give his backstory, and Ixi- is that a stick? What in the world of wonder could be happening on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?!