The classic "where do I put my code" problem has evolved. In 2026, developers choose between ephemeral workers, heavy serverless functions, and traditional servers. This episode breaks down the technical trade-offs: the sub-millisecond speed of V8 isolates versus the raw power of full VMs. We explore the "Edge Latency Paradox," the surprising utility of GitHub Actions for background tasks, and why the "Worker-first" mentality is becoming standard—unless you're building a stateful beast.