Organizations love cross-functional working groups because they signal collaboration without the bother of hard decisions. In this ten-minute monologue Dr Disruptor performs a forensic audit of the working-group ritual: what it promises (faster alignment, shared ownership) versus what it often delivers (scope-dumping, invisible labor, endless meeting loops). The Survivor supplies empathy-first, tactical moves listeners can use immediately: three diagnostic signals a working group is a time sink, a triage flow to Accept + Charter, Timebox + Deliverable, or Decline + Route, and three paste-ready scripts (polite accept, scope-lock, graceful decline) tailored for junior->senior contexts. The episode closes with a two-week pilot plan to run a 'Working Group Charter' on one committee, KPIs to measure (decision rate, time-to-decision, member-hours saved), and a CTA to visit the site to download the one-pager charter template and calendar invite language. May your coffee be stronger than your mission statement.