Rob and Chris learn about Jainism and how crazy hardXcore they are. Mahavira is not fulfilled by his R/C speed boat and firecrackers and becomes enamored with the ascetic lifestyle. Fire ants, lice and crabs all thrive in the Jainist pubic economy. Some Jains make their way to Hollywood and have short, but successful careers as stunt men. Less hardXcore Jains only fast for a day or two, unless they sneak in some crackers.

TLDR: Rot it out.