In this week's episode we discuss why Danny Kelly always has the freshest pair of Nikes on the planet and how Brian has never had a cool pair of shoes in his life.  On this edition of "Who can I get to play my birthday party" - Biz Markie!  I guarantee that dude would play for cheap and probably bring his own piano.   OH BABY YOUUUUUU!  GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED!  Another Cantankerous comin' atcha!