Would you rather live a life of pure, unrelenting boredom — or listen to this week’s episode?

This week, we dive into a chaotic collection of Would You Rather questions submitted by listeners, friends, and fans. From flying at 50 mph while holding your breath to choosing between flawless skin that peels nightly or a voice that is beautiful only when you’re crying — we’re doing it all.

We debate showing up three hours early to everything (Kosmack…) vs. never listening to Drake again (Niko… seriously?), plus Brandon drags the Browns into this mess, Nancy makes us question nudity and Walmart, and Danielle’s question sparks a philosophical showdown between food and sleep.

This episode is weird. It’s fun. It’s slightly uncomfortable. And it’s exactly what your week needed.