Would you rather be controlled by a mantis shrimp for a day and watch him do stupid shrimp stuff, or be the most wanted pirate on all the seven seas for a month in the 1700s?

A fairly simple question...or is it? Jack & Jamma try to get their heads around this obscure question and find out which option would be the best.

Album of the episode is Brutalism by The Drums.

Next week's album of the episode will be InnerSpeaker by Tame Impala.