Rowdy Roddy Piper is the Wrestler of the Month in the December 1986 edition of WRESTLING’S MAIN EVENT!! He’s really unpredictable and might give you a scientific DDT. That’s when you DDT someone on a Harlan Ellison novel (nailed it)

Elsewhere in the book, the Machines are dumb but secretly awesome, WME’s editor has it out with the fans, Terry Taylor orders a salad and Magnum TA takes a secret meeting at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

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