NOTES:

* "The Apple Flies Far from the Tree" - somebody's gonna be disappointed

* "Weekly Reviews In Review" - me am unimpressed with brain vitamin

* "Podclass" - the microwave burrito and clamato with beer of education

* "Stupid Lottery" - tonight's winning number is EIGHT

* "For Who the Bell Tolls" - is it my mom or the grim reaper?

* "The Goodplus Grownups Realestartist with Michael Knock" - the Pet Shop Boys don't know shit about pie

* "Scary Word Nose 48 House of Black the Next Door" - if Peyton Manning ain't a Frankenstein I don't know what is