Today we’ll be reading a silly story called Wrong Answers Only! Now, I’ll need your help for this story to work. I’m going to read it to you, but every time I pause, I want you to answer the question – but here’s the tricky part, I don’t want you to give me the right answer, you have to make up a silly answer of your own! Then I’ll include my silly answer too. I promise we’re all going to have a lot of fun!

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FULL TRANSCRIPT:

Pssst! Over here!

Take my hand, I’ll take you to a Pretend Land!

Are you ready?

1 -2 -3, Wheeeeeeeeee!

Welcome to A Carefully Built Pretend. My name is Melissa, and I’m so glad you’re here!

Today we’ll be reading a silly story called “Wrong Answers Only”. Now, I’ll need your help for this story to work. I’m going to read it to you, but every time I pause, I want you to answer the question – but here’s the tricky part, I don’t want you to give me the right answer, you have to make up a silly answer of your own! Then I’ll include my silly answer too. I promise we’re all going to have a lot of fun!

Are you ready? Here we go!

What sound does a cow make?  Gobbledy Gobbledy Gobbledy Gook

What sound does a truck make?  Boop Boop Boop

What does a blanket sound like? *Hand Claps*

What sound does a toaster make? Caw! Caw! Caw!

What does a baby sound like? DeeDoo DeeDoo DeeDoo

What sound does a sheep make? Vroom Vroom!

What does a mountain sound like? Mooooooo!

What sound does a telephone make? Bladbladbladbladbla

What does an ant sound like?  *Foot Stomping*

What sound does a rock make? Swish Swoosh Swish Swoosh

What sound does a house make? EEawww EEawww

What sound does a tire make? Teeheeeheeeheeeheeeee

What does a houseplant sound like? *Fish Sound*

What does ice sound like? Cockadoodledoo!

What sound does hair make? Bloop Bloop Bloop

What do flowers sound like? GRRRRRAWR!

What sound does a chicken make? Beep Beep! Beeeeeeeeeep! Beep Beep!

What does a tree sound like? Tick Tock Tick Tock

What does a thunderstorm sound like? SHHHHHH!

What do socks sound like? Squeak Squeak Squeak

What does the ocean sound like? Meow Meow

What does a carpet sound like? *Tongue Clicking*

What do you sound like?  ...Well I think that just might be the best sound of all!

Thank you for being here my friend, it’s so nice to spend a little bit of time with you

I hope you enjoyed this story, and remember, it’s fun to think outside the box, to make up your own answers, to be different and unique, and most importantly, it’s okay to be wrong, that’s how we learn! I hope you had fun with me today.

Until next time, keep imagining, dreaming, pretending – and learning – and I’ll be back very soon.

This podcast features original music by Cannelle and is brought to you by Things with Wings productions and Phaeton Starling Publishing. I’m Melissa Oliveri. Thank you for listening.

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