I can't tell you how much it means to me that this country is a melting pot of cultures. Nowhere else can I have a taco pizza and a pizza taco side-by-side on my plate. It makes me weep seeing how America let these two foods animorph into one another and stop it halfway. Not only that, but we reached across the aisle and were like, "You got taco meat on my pizza crust," and "You got pizza meat in my taco crust". There was no fighting, just the agreement that both were right. I don't know about other countries, but this is what our forefathers fought for.

Sorry, I was crying there for a bit and thinking that I didn't even get into hamburger eggrolls or sushi-ritos. That is either a giant sushi roll rolled in tin foil with burrito stuff or a tortilla with sushi stuff. But I digress, this week's episode is going to take two of your favorite things and mush them together: Foreign stuff and policy stuff. Go, get your amalgamation of choice to eat and listen up.