That classic Weird Things game: “Spiders, Snakes, or whaaaat??” Brian made a big damn mistake buying that property when he could have bought THIS! Fireworks? Pshaw! Mission Quest: The boys have launched their own para-military force to take out the Black Comet. It’s time to fight conspiracy with conspiracy! Got something weird? Email [email protected], subject line “Weird Things.” Picks: Andrew: Amazon Essentials Polo Justin: Queer Eye Brian: Sorry to Bother You Bryce: Last Chance U