This is an Official Notice from WTBI headquarters that WTBI would like to wish you a Happy but non legally binding Thanksgiving.

This week WTBI has prepared for you: The Thanksgiving Slime - the new solution to post meal cleanup and The Turkey Club - the hottest new dance scene for Thanksgiving Eve ragers - also a sandwich. Jarrett proposes the Hot Rod (TM) to perfectly cook your turkey. John pitches Dough Pro - a satisfying office breakfast alternative. We workshop The Nutshell: In a Nutshell: Save your nuts, and finally, we discuss the very sad official tournament rules for Strip Magic.

Also discussed in this episode: Cordmaid.com, Top Turkey, Turkey Blow, Bescalate it!, Say Baby, Jive, Turkey Wash, and Love Rake (Kind of?).