Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays, dear Listeners!

This is your terrible gift. We hope you like it! Jarrett invents a new style of protective headwear, Mark invents a contagious form of holiday cheer, Kelsey revolutionizes gravy boats, and John workshops the next hippopotamus-themed holiday film. Also in this episode: Grandfather Dolls, Sleepy Bucket Plum Pudding, and Cognac the perpetually drunk Barbarian.

Also: John and Kelsey were being slowly surrounded by leaf blowers during the recording of this episode, so our apologies if the audio seems a little... well. You'll see.

See you in 2020, friends, and thank you for being here with us.