"An instant classic"

"A triumphant return to form"

"Better than your average podcast. Like, a firm 7.5? Maybe an 8. (inaudible) Yea, I'd recommend it, I guess"

With made-up quotes like that, how could you not listen?

In this episode: Jarrett solves the obesity problem, Mark makes another upsetting robot, John creates a much needed new holiday, and Kelsey comes up with the most buck-wild piece of clothing.

Also in this episode: Taxanomicon, Bubble Shower, Connection Soda, and Eyes Vest.