Hello their faithful listeners! In this weeks episode Jarrett and Mark take reminisce about Welcome Back, Kotter, John and Kelsey's respective fan clubs, and how maybe - just maybe - if Mark and Jarrett do a bad enough job on the podcast, Kelsey and John will be forced to return. Mark proposes Parent Trap - a way for young people to be even more reliant on their parents. Jarrett reinvigorates the rotisserie chicken Market with the ChicChicken, a multi-layered chicken innovation. The Dynamic Duo (that's what they're calling themselves now) also workshop an idea for the newest and best of baby naming books.

Also in this episode: Smoking at the Strip Mall, Earthquake Hook, Children Crate, Pepper Papa