Honestly? We don’t even know. This week’s episode is brought to you by Dr. Pepper, existential dread, and a whole lot of unhinged energy. Dalany’s fresh off a wedding weekend that ended with her car literally blowing up, and Payton just returned to Iowa with a newfound love for Washington (and a very real hatred for Midwestern coffee). Somehow amidst the chaos, we catch each other up on our latest obsessions, unravel a few love-life epiphanies, and question all of our life choices, but, like, in a fun way.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s everything. Absolutely everything.

The chaos is unfiltered, the tangents are endless, and the elephant in the room is… well, everything.

Crack open a Dr. Pepper, scream into the void, and come spiral with us in the Elephant Room.