Sixteen years ago was a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, where Rabbi Dave is. Today is also a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest. And once again it is slated to be an historic day in a southern hellhole. Harvard has decided to stop even pretending that they believe in God, while Lester Holt has decided to not ask relevant questions about saving lives. Eating hot dogs is bad for you, Christo is dead, but that isn't stopping him from creating art for you to enjoy. And the Vice President went to Vietnam.