Rabbi Dave and Friar Cook recall the tragic events of St. Brice’s Day, when the invading Danish Vikings finally paid a terrible prices for… bathing.

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsome, who cackled and exploded into bats, finally showed up after two weeks, at a wedding officiated by Nancy Pelosi. You cannot make this stuff up, folks.

As you know, Dave HATES Disney. He always has. Why, you may ask? He explains just one of the reasons.

The Nation is divided, but we don’t have the time to talk about it…