My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

WTF... Would Jesus Do?


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I had a chance to speak to the son of Our Lord and Savior, who also was not treated so fairly by his piece of shit dad, Jesus and he told me, and I quote... "Bro., I am super fucking high and I have no idea what a podcast is. I have a tranny hooker coming over in twenty minutes and I have to take my magic blue pills and get some shit ready. Oh, by the way do you have any crystal I can have? I will pay you back? " Sorry Jesus, last time I fronted it you kept saying how you died for my sins and shit and kept saying how painful it was to carry that cross. I wasn't even alive than dude. So, no. Fuck off. Forget I even came over to ask for your help. Eat a dick! " Well maybe I just will..... (Ok... Too much info...)
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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