Wut Up, Witches? Podcast

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Welcome to the WuW🎙️podcast, where we embrace all the magic and mayhem of everyday life. Kitty and Elly are here to laugh, chat, and maybe share something interesting?

This was originally recorded and aired live on Substack on Sunday, August 2nd, 2026. The tarot cards pulled during the “Tokes&Tarot” segment were for that weekend, the 7th through the 9th.

Drop a comment and let us know how true these card were for you!

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What questions do you have? Maybe we’ll answer them on the next episode…

🧹Later, Witches!🌙

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Thank you for joining me for the Weekly Tarot Forecast! Apologies that I didn’t get this out last week as intended, it ended up sitting in my drafts until I forgot about it…

Going live shortly for the next round of weekly & daily tarot cards.

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Welcome to “Part One” of our FertiliTEA special!

We’ll be discussing sensitive topics including sex, birth control, pregnancy, and will be using proper anatomical terms, including words that might make you “squeamish”. Please get familiar with verbiage like “fluid”, “mucus”, “discharge”, and more!

Have your own questions? Drop a comment! I’ll respond with a video answering to the best of my ability, or hopefully be able to point you in the right direction!

NOTE: I am NOT a doctor or medical provider! All information included in “The FertiliTEA” is based off of the book “Taking Charge of Your Fertility” by Toni Weschler, MPH, unless otherwise specified.

Any opinions expressed in this series are only my opinions - please consult YOUR medical provider to find the right treatments and options available to you.

This is NOT medical advice!

If you would like to purchase your own copy of the book, you can visit our TikTok shop to support our podcast! You can also borrow it for FREE from your local library, or using library-style apps like Libby or Hoopla.

Toni Weschler has mentioned on her website (TCOYF.com) that she is working on the 30th anniversary addition of her book! When it is available, you can bet I WILL be getting my own copy!!

Let us know what questions or topics you want us to cover, and join the conversation in the WuW Discord.

🧹Later, Witches!💕

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I’m trying to get back in the swing of things, so thanks for hanging in there with me! Here’s my Tarot Forecast for the next week, with a card for each day through the 11th of June.

Monthly Summary

The Devil (XV) - The start of the month gives us the opportunity to face our demons and break any chains that have been holding us down. If presented with a problem or if you take notice of recurring vices showing up in your life, now is the perfect time to take accountability for your choices. If you want to see change, you need to make some change.

The Sun (XIX) - The middle of the month, around the 14th or so, brings us great joy! Something wonderful is smiling at us across the way, and nothing but childlike glee is escaping from our auras. There is no benefit to stifling your happiness, so let yourself take it all in! Laugh loud, take up space, and don’t be afraid to share your light with those around you.

Nine of Cups - Toward the end of the month, wishes are coming true! Keep an eye out for the wins, both big and small. It doesn’t matter how it measures up compared to others, all that matters is that you feel proud of your accomplishments. Don’t be modest; you’ve put in a lot of hard work and you’ve EARNED this moment of satisfaction! And no, it’s not “all thanks” to anyone else, let’s not downplay all of the blood, sweat, and tears that YOU put into this project.

Daily Tarot Readings

Friday (5th): The Hierophant (V)

It’s not lost on me that today’s card matches the date… We end the workweek on a productive note. You may have gotten some studies or busy work completed, or perhaps you’ve taken the time to learn something new. This is a good sign that your mind is hard at work, and that you’re open to being taught by someone more experienced or knowledgeable. Never be afraid to ask questions! After all, you don’t know what you don’t know without being curious.

Saturday (6th): The Lovers (VI)

For the second day in a row, a major arcana card matches the date, and we kick off the weekend with something beautiful. While there may be an important decision to make today, don’t let yourself get too caught up in the details. How do you feel in your heart? Let your intuition, your “gut”, be your guide. When something feels wrong, you’ll know it. Just how when your true love holds you, it feels like safety and home.

Sunday (7th): King of Wands

A day of rest? Not for this monarch! This King is all about action and he’s not about to be called lazy. Use the fire symbolized by the Wands to manifest some motivation. Maybe that home improvement project you’ve been putting off will be the thing to tackle today? Whatever you put your mind and attention to, make sure you don’t forget to drink some water and eat a snack in between your hyper-fixated states…

Monday (8th): Page of Pentacles

Don’t be afraid to do something a little different today. Imagine what exciting opportunity might be just around the corner! Whether you’re starting a new job, a new class, meeting up with a new friend or date, keep a little joy in your pocket. Don’t sweat the small stuff, and remember that at the end of the day, you should look back on your actions with pride at your own bravery. Never fear rejection, as it’s simply proof that you took a chance to try.

Tuesday (9th): Three of Pentacles

Further proof that you’re heading in the right direction, this is a good sign that you’ll feel good about the work you’re doing. It’s not “just a job” or “just a hobby” to you; there is purpose and meaning that brings life to your soul. You know the way you wish to go, so don’t let others try to steer you off track. Work together in ways that allow you to lean into your unique talents. After all, “teamwork makes the dream work”, or however the saying goes…

Wednesday (10th): Death (XIII)

It’s time to let go of expectations and remember that life is full of surprises. You never know when one path will suddenly end, creating the necessity for forging ahead and crafting your own. Don’t be afraid of “death”, as it’s not literal with this card (at least, not usually). In the simplest of terms, it’s time to “let it go” so that you can actually move on with the rest of your life. Change is the only constant in life, but if you’re stalling that change, you’re stalling your own life’s path. That’s not fair to you, is it?

Thursday (11th): Wheel of Fortune (X)

So much of life is about dumb luck or shit luck… which side are you on right now? Sometimes we do everything right and still end up at the bottom of the wheel. Other times, we could make nothing but mistakes and find ourselves confusingly at the top, receiving all the praise. Happy accidents and “freak” accidents are truly just chaotically neutral events that happened to affect your life in a positive or negative way without actively meaning to. If you’re riding a wave of good luck, enjoy it while it lasts! If you’re up shit creek without a paddle, just know you won’t be there for long.

Weekly Tarot Message

Five of Wands - Don’t let down your guard, because this week might get tough! There is a lot of competition and battles happening this week. Whether it’s something serious or playful will depend entirely on your specific context, but there’s certainly some tension thick in the air. Be aware of your surroundings, keep your wits about you, and don’t go into any situation without a solid plan of action. Rely on your “teammates” (whether literally or figuratively) because you won’t be able to get through this on your own. Now’s not the time to act like you’re invincible, that’s how you get knocked down a few pegs.

I’ll see you next week for another round of weekly & daily tarot cards.

🧹Later, Witches!🌙

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Welcome back to a new episode and season of the WuW Podcast! We’re excited to be back after an unexpected and unplanned hiatus…

TLDR: We both had a mix of personal shit that took up more time and energy, so we decided to put off the livestream until we could do it justice.

For this episode, we mostly follow our usual stuff between politics, tarot, and general chatting between tokes-er… takes… with some added information on how we’ll do future episodes.

So welcome to SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 of the WuW Podcast!

We both have a couple of book recommendations and are going to alternate between chatty smoke sessions, FertiliTEA informational episodes, and our standard witchy content.

Stay tuned for more!

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This episode of the podcast is a highlight of what I call “FertiliTEA”. Considering the current political climate, the attack on reproductive rights and birth control, it feels particularly important to talk about fertility and the myths vs facts.

Every few weeks, we will air an episode of FertiliTEA on the WuW Podcast! Don’t forget to drop any questions you have about pregnancy, safe sex practices, and more. Think of me like your aunty who isn’t afraid to tell you the truth about your period (and who always seems to have black cohosh on hand for some reason).

🧹Later, Witches!💕

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Welcome to a new episode of the podcast. While this originally aired weeks ago, I never had a chance to edit and post.

Keep an eye on your notifications as more posts will be sent out this week. Last night we aired Season 3, Episode 1: “We’re Back, Witches!” on YouTube and Substack. You can watch the unedited livestream now on YT and the edited version will be posted to Substack later this week.

S3E2 will be an informal chat and smoke session. Bring your witchy questions (or ANY questions!) and sit for a spell with us.

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5/1: Happy Beltane / Bealtaine for those that celebrate! I'm very excited to kick off tonight's Full Moon with a Livestream!

Do you feel the magic in the air? So much power is brimming so don't neglect to take advantage of this amazing opportunity! Is it raining where you are? What a perfect opportunity to collect storm water! Already heavily charged by the full moon tonight as well 🌕 Remember to work smarter, not harder! 😜

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Welcome to another chat session!

Next episode will be more structured, back on track with our normal routine. Don’t forget to join Kitty tonight on TikTok for some free tarot readings! You can find us everywhere under the “wutupwitches” tag.

Drop a comment, share a funny story, be chaotic, let’s get this show on the road!

Later, Witches <3

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