Vicky, Nolan, and Jill discuss the heartwarming tale of a lonely craftsman who builds himself a little puppet boy for company, only to find himself in WAY OVER HIS HEAD when it terrifyingly springs to life. Gepetto may be the OG unfit parental figure in the Disney canon, but there's plenty more than that to discuss! Topics include: the wardrobe choices of anthropomorphic cats; sexy sexy goldfish; the gayness of an actor's life; being terrible at your job; FOX's newest reality show; and a not-insignificant amount of butt talk. All that and more on this week's episode of We Want The D!