SHOW NOTES:

Untangling the Dang Spiderweb of Deceit - say hello to the pig pope

An Hour of Howling Winds and Bitter Groans - a polar bear with dry, cracked lips

The Suggestion Box - "dump 'em out"

The Rebel's in the Retails (A Guide to Doing a Bad Job at a Bad Job) - we're making the Joey Chestnut origin story

My Name Is Tammy Parker - Shoney Bear hospitalized in critical condition

The White House Situation Room - it'll cost you $17 a year mister president

Giant Robot Fistfight - there's gonna be no pizza party at the end of this shoot

Real Bigger Frankenpodcast - it's Randy Quaid's big comeback

Shortcuts - disqualified for use of stacking disks