Proceed Directly To Market, Do Not Pass Go!

In Which We Discover That Moira MacTaggert's Past Is More Sordid Than A Moist Towelette At A Brothel, That Cyclops Runs The Worst Team Building Exercises, And That If Sophocles Had Written For Comic Books He Would Probably Have Asked Claremont To Cool It With All The Creepy Mom Sex Stuff!

You Can Disparage Banshee's Virility All You Want, But Go After His Swiss Miss And There Will Be Hell To Pay!

"The Quality of Hatred!"

Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter

Please check out our sponsor: Damsel In This Dress -- purveyor of the finest corsets and sexiest costumes in the land -- at damseldress.com.

And Then Check us out at

www.x-aspirations.com

And send us comments at [email protected]

The closing music is "Bog Songs" by The Blaggards,

provided by Mevio's Music Alley. Check it out at music.mevio.com