This week, our heroes discover that it's harder to choose an ally than they originally thought. (Growing out their facial hair proves difficult, too.) *** Spoiler Alert *** Up first, Brad and Dan lament their inability to grow facial hair, even now that they're grown men. Are soulmates a real thing? Would you want to find yours even if they'd die after only a few years? Does that change if you have to fight everyone who wears the same clothes as you? And, finally, Brad and Dan work out who - once and for all - can be crowned as The Shittest X-Man. (Also who the most delicious one is.) See the full show notes at https://natureofnothing.com/episode/9