Alicia說故事

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Jason Brill came in late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that from happening at the last second.Is this seat taken?Yes!Yes!Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as I step in the room.But I guess if I do that, it just proves I didn't learn anything from last year.Greg, will you please pass this note to Shelly?Why, certainly!Heh,heh.Greg is a dork.Man, I don't know what is up with girls these days.It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school.The deal was, if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls.And in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie Mccoy.Nowadays, it's a whole lot more complicated.Now it's about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butt or whatever.And kids like Ronnie Mccoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened.The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson.The thing that really stinks is that I have always been into girls, but kids like Bryce have only come around in the last couple of years.
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Alicia說故事By Alicia