But if there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.Rodrick, I want your dirty underwear off the kitchen table before I get home from work.Grunt.Actually, I'm kind of glad my plan to get put in the Easy group didn't work.I saw a couple of the "Bink Says Boo" kids holding their books upside down, and I don't think they were joking.

Saturday Well, the first week of school is finally over, so today I slept in.Most kids wake up early on Saturday to watch cartoons or whatever, but not me.The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually, I can't stand the taste of my own breath anymore.Smack Smack