I met Rowley a few years ago when he moved into my neighborhood.His mom bought him this book called "How to Make Friends in New Places," and he came to my house trying all these dumb gimmicks.Knock Knock!Thermos!Thermos be some way to tickle your funny bone!Huh?Excuse me?Say what?I guess I kind of felt sorry for Rowley, and I decided to take him under my wing.It's been great having him around, mostly because I get to use all the tricks Rodrick pulls on me.Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face it's a sign of "low intelligence"?Really?Ha!Gotcha!Whap!But do I have "low intelligence"?Hmm…Let me check again.