And then when you pass Rowley's car, he just falls to pieces.Bad fart aherd!Bwaaahaha!Anyway, after I got done mopping the floor with Rowley today, I headed home.I ran through the neighbor's sprinkler a couple times to make it look like I was all sweaty, and that seemed to do the trick for Dad.Whew!But my trick kind of backfired, because as soon as Mom saw me, she made me go upstairs and take a shower.

Wednesday I guess Dad must have been pretty happy with himself for making me go outside yesterday, because he did it again today.It's getting really annoying to have to go up to Rowley's every time I want to play a video game.There's this weird kid named Fregley who lives halfway between my house and Rowley's, and Fregley is always hanging out in his front yard.So it's pretty hard to avoid him.Wanna see my "secret freckle"?Um…No thanks.