Alicia說故事

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Monday I brought my posters in to school today, and I have to say, they came out pretty good.Do you want Marty Porter to be your treasurer?Hey, you're dropping all our money, you fool!Remember in second grade how Marty Porter had head lice?Itch Itch Do you really want him touching your money?I started hanging my posters up as soon as I got in.But they were only up for about three minutes before Vice Roy spotted them.Mr. Roy said you weren't allowed to write "fabrications" about the other candidates.So I told Mr. Roy that the thing about the head lice was true, and how it practically closed down the whole school when it happened.But he took down all my posters away.So today, Marty Porter was going around hanging out lollipops to buy himself votes while my posters were sitting at the bottom of Mr. Roy's trash can.I guess this means my political career is officially over.
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Alicia說故事By Alicia