Mom made the chainsaw guy show us where the exit was, and that was the end of our haunted house experience right there.I guess it was a little embarrassing when Mom did that, but I'm willing to let it go this one time.

Saturday The Crossland haunted house really got me thinking.Those guys were charging five bucks a pop, and the line stretched halfway around the school.I decided to make a haunted house of my own.Actually, I had to bring Rowley in on the deal, because Mom wouldn't let me convert our first floor into a full-out haunted mansion.I knew Rowley's dad wouldn't be crazy about the idea, either, so we decided to build the haunted house in his basement and just not mention it to his parents.Me and Rowley spent most of the day coming up with an awesome plan for our haunted house.Here was our final plan:Hall of screams Lake of blood Bottom-less pit Rat tunnel Maze of 1000 skulls Knife alley Hand hall Acid lake Exit I don't mean to brag or anything, but what we came up with was way better than the Crossland High school haunted house.We realized we were gonna need to get the word out that we were doing this thing, so we got some paper and made up a bunch of flyers.