"Two girls to rule them all, two girls to find them, two girls to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them..." Jo & Rhiannon continue their treacherous journey through the 00's with this record-breaking best picture winner that is little more than a long series of widow's peaks, chapped lips, and horse murder. Join us as we explore a fantastical world where Gollum is everything, all elves are straight-edge (and pansexual), and Pirates of the Caribbean is as seminal as Star Wars.